In my absence I have been partaking of a number of the world's many pleasures. I would hope that you have done the same, but I know you have no such opportunity in your barren land. I have brought you a compelling tune.
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I hope that it makes you momentarily happy, and then insurmountably sad as you realize the the full extent to which you have nothing.
~The Red-Haired Monk of Excess